“The absence of risk is also a risk.” So begins the 44th issue of KMC which, for the first time, has a warning label on the cover.

It reads: “WARNING: Failure to actually read the contents of this magazine — not just flippantly cruise through the pretty pictures and design — could be hazardous to your health. Herewith, the editors assume no responsibility for the effects of reading the stories within. Side effects could include, but are not limited to, inspiration, exploration, imagination, gyration, elation, fixation, creation, education, migration, emulation, and verbal diarrhea. DO NOT read this magazine while shredding pow, climbing routes, hooning trails, or flying high. DO read this magazine at all other times, particularly before social gatherings and long walks with friends.”